사랑이 아닌 이해
상대를 당신처럼 만들려고 하지 말라. 상대에게 사랑을 줄 수 있을 뿐, 생각까지 줄 수는 없다. 사람들이 원하는 것은 사랑이 아니라 이해일지도 모른다.
- 사랑을 배우다 -
[Humor] Camel and Time
There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.
One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?"
The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, and raises them up and down. "It's about 2:00", he says. The tourist can't believe what he just saw.
He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story, "The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals!"
One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05.p.m.
He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done. He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals.
The local says "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals, Now, lift them up in the air. Now, look underneath them to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall."
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이집트에서 관광버스 한대가 마을 광장 한 가운데에 정차해 있었다. 관광객들은 모두 광장 주위에 둘러선 작은 판매대에서 물건들을 쇼핑하고 있었다.
한 관광객이 자기의 시계를 바라봤다, 그러나 그 시계가 고장나 있었다, 그래서 그는 낙타 옆에 쪼그리고 앉아있던 한 현지인에게 몸을 굽히고 물었다, "몇시죠?"
그 현지인은 손을 뻗어 낙타의 성기를 가볍게 쥐고는 들어올렸다가 내려놓았다."2시쯤 되었네요," 하고 그가 말했다. 그 관광객은 자기가 목격한걸 믿을 수가 없었다.
그는 버스로 돌아왔다, 아니나 다를까, 시간은 2시였다. 그는 관광객 몇명에게 자기가 겪었던 일을 이야기했다, "그 남자는 낙타의 성기 무게로 시간을 알 수 있더라구요!"
의심이 든 한 관광객이 그 현지인에게 되돌아 가서 몇시냐고 물었다, 같은 일이 일어났다! 오후 2시 5분이었다.
그는 되돌아 와 그 이야기를 했다. 드디어 버스 운전사가 무슨 일이 있었는지 알고 싶었다. 운전사는 그 현지인에게 가서 낙타의 성기로 어떻게 시간을 알 수 있었느냐고 물었다.
그 현지인이 말했다, "여기 앉아 낙타의 성기를 잡아보세요, 그리고 그 성기를 들어 올리세요, 그리고 그 아래로 광장 저 쪽을 바라보면 벽에 시계가 걸려 있는게 보이죠."
Apricot Beauty
Русский: Тюльпаны 'Apricot Beauty'
English: 'Apricot Beauty' single late tulips
Date: 24 May 2015
Source: Own work
Author: Retired electrician
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The Signature at MGM Grand
The Signature at MGM Grand
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| Description | English: The Signature at MGM Grand in Las Vegas, Nevada, United States. |
| Date | 10 August 2007 |
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Embalse de Canales
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| Description | Français : Vue du lac de retenue du barrage du Genil, "Embalse de Canales", en août 2012, Sierra Nevada, Andalousie, Espagne. English: The "embalse de Canales", as seen from the dam over the Genil River, august 2012, Sierra Nevada, Andalusia, Spain. |
| Date | 10 August 2012, 12:53:59 |
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| Camera location | 37° 09′ 38.86″ N, 3° 28′ 48.64″ W |
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Manhattan Beach, California
Manhattan Beach, California
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| Description | English: Manhattan Beach Six Man open volleyball tournament. August 3rd, 2006. |
| Date | 9 August 2006 (original upload date) |
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Taraxacum Obovatum (민들레)
Taraxacum Obovatum (민들레)
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| Description | Français : Achenes et pappus de pissenlit (Taraxacum obovatum), Dordogne. 민들레 |
| Date | 10 August 2011 |
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| Author | Jebulon |
| Camera location | 45° 01′ 49.5″ N, 0° 56′ 12.6″ E |
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가정의 힘, 가족의 힘
가정의 힘, 가족의 힘
왕이건 농부이건 자신의 가정에 평화를 찾아낼 수 있는 자가 가장 행복한 인간이다.
- 괴테 -
전에는 잘 몰랐습니다. 왜 가정에 평화가 있어야 하는지, 왜 서로 사랑하고 아껴야 하는지. 알고는 있지만, 막연했습니다.
그러나 모든 사랑과 모든 평화와 모든 힘은 가정에서 나온다는 것을 조금씩 알아갑니다. 때로 상처를 주고받고 갈등하지만 언제 그랬냐는 듯 눈 녹듯 사라지는 것은 가족이기 때문입니다.
모든 것은 가정으로부터 시작된다는 것, 가족이 나의 힘이라는 것, 명심합니다.
Sundries: 위로와 힘
Sundries: 위로와 힘
당신이 사람들에게 위로 받는건 지금의 눈물 때문이 아니라 지금까지 나눈 웃음 때문일지 모릅니다. 힘들 때 결국 힘이 되는 것은 당신이 살아온 모습 입니다.
- 김신회 '남의 사랑 이야기' 중에서...
웃음 나누는 불금 되시기 바랍니다.
'Sundries: 위로와 힘'에서 옮긴 글입니다.
당신이 사람들에게 위로 받는건 지금의 눈물 때문이 아니라 지금까지 나눈 웃음 때문일지 모릅니다. 힘들 때 결국 힘이 되는 것은 당신이 살아온 모습 입니다.
- 김신회 '남의 사랑 이야기' 중에서...
웃음 나누는 불금 되시기 바랍니다.
'Sundries: 위로와 힘'에서 옮긴 글입니다.
Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland
Deutsch: Dornröschen Schloss im Disneyland Resort Anaheim
English: Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland Anaheim
Author : Tuxyso
Attribution: Tuxyso / Wikimedia Commons / CC BY-SA 3.0
Camera location: 33° 48′ 44.85″ N, 117° 55′ 08.3″ W
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