[유머] 자살하려고요
너무나도 삶이 팍팍한 한 러시아인이 자살하기로 마음을 먹었다.
어느날 저녁, 그는 빵을 한뭉치 옆구리에 끼고 시골길을 걸었다. 마침내 철로가 나타나자 이 사람은 그 위에 누웠다.
얼마후 한 농부가 지나가다가 이 광경을 보게 되었다.
"여보쇼, 거기 철로 위에 누워 뭘 하는거요?"
"자살하려고요."
"그런데 그 빵은 뭐요?"
"이거요? 이 지방에서 기차 오는 걸 기다리려면 굶어 죽는다 해서요."
법정에 간 금발이
한 금발여인이 어떤 소송에서 법정에 증인으로 출석하라는 소환을 받았다. 검사가 질문하기 시작했다.
"증인은 8월 24일 밤에 어디에 있었습니까?"
피고측 변호사가 말했다.
"이의 있습니다. 이 질문은 아무런 관계가 없는 질문입니다."
금발여인이 증인석에서 말했다.
"괜찮습니다. 저는 그 질문에 답변해도 좋습니다."
피고측에서 다시 말했다.
"저는 이의 있습니다."
금발여인이 말했다.
"저는 정말 이의없습니다. 답변하겠습니다."
판사가 명령했다.
"증인이 답변을 주장하고 있는 이상 피고가 이를 거절할 이유가 없습니다."
그래서 검사는 질문을 되풀이 하였다.
"증인은 8월 24일 밤에 어디에 있었나요"
금발여인은 분명하게 답변하였다.
"저는 모릅니다."
"증인은 8월 24일 밤에 어디에 있었습니까?"
피고측 변호사가 말했다.
"이의 있습니다. 이 질문은 아무런 관계가 없는 질문입니다."
금발여인이 증인석에서 말했다.
"괜찮습니다. 저는 그 질문에 답변해도 좋습니다."
피고측에서 다시 말했다.
"저는 이의 있습니다."
금발여인이 말했다.
"저는 정말 이의없습니다. 답변하겠습니다."
판사가 명령했다.
"증인이 답변을 주장하고 있는 이상 피고가 이를 거절할 이유가 없습니다."
그래서 검사는 질문을 되풀이 하였다.
"증인은 8월 24일 밤에 어디에 있었나요"
금발여인은 분명하게 답변하였다.
"저는 모릅니다."
Will Rogers State Beach, CA
Will Rogers State Beach, CA
| Description | English: A shot of the sunset over Pacific Ocean at the Will Rogers State Beach |
| Date | 7 April 2010 |
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Planet Comics
Planet Comics
| Description | Cover scan of Planet Comics, No. 53, Fiction House, March 1948. Cover art by Joe Doolin. Doolin, Matt Baker, George Evans, and Maurice Whitman art. Cited in Seduction of the Innocent. |
| Date | 1948 |
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Penitent girl
Penitent girl
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| Author | Pietro Rotari (1707–1762) |
| Title | Penitent girl |
| Description | Painting of girl jumping rope |
| Date | 18th century |
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Clementine orange
Clementine orange
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| Description | English: A clementine orange isolated on a white background |
| Date | 19 December 2009 |
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Orange Heliconian
Orange Heliconian
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| Description | English: Banded Orange Heliconian, Dryadula phaetusa |
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| Author | Elsendor |
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A little girl during Yellow Ribbon Day
A little girl tries not to get too wet during Yellow Ribbon Day
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| Description | English: Atsugi, Japan (Apr. 12, 2003) -- A little girl tries not to get too wet during Yellow Ribbon Day aboard Naval Air Facility Atsugi. Though it did rain, hundreds of people still showed up to lend their support for the troops and Sailors who are deployed in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. Operation Iraqi Freedom is the multi-national coalition effort to liberate the Iraqi people, eliminate Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, and end the regime of Saddam Hussein. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class Michael A. Damron. (RELEASED) |
| Date | 12 April 2003 |
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Cnidus Aphrodite
Cnidus Aphrodite
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| Artist | English: Copy of Praxiteles; restorer: Ippolito Buzzi (Italian, 1562–1634) Français : Copié de Praxitèle; restaurateur : Ippolito Buzzi (1562-1634) |
| Description | English: Cnidus Aphrodite. Marble, Roman copy after a Greek original of the 4th century. Marble; original elements: torso and thighs; restored elements: head, arms, legs and support (drapery and jug). Français : Aphrodite de Cnide. Marbre, copie romaine d'après un original grec de Praxitèle du IVe siècle av. J.-C. Marbre, éléments originaux : torse et cuisses ; éléments restaurés : tête, bras, jambes et support (manteau et pichet). |
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| Accession number | Inv. 8619 |
| Credit line | Ludovisi Collection |
| Source/Photographer | Marie-Lan Nguyen (September 2009) |
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South Devon, United-Kingdom
South Devon, United-Kingdom
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| Description | English: Grey Heron (Ardea cinerea) looking for breakfast just after dawn off a beach in South Devon, United-Kingdom. |
| Date | 26 September 2009 |
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| Author | Herbythyme |
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