[유머] When you want to go someplace...

My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the woods.

"Listen to me!" his mother said sharply, "From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?"

Matthew thought about that for a moment and said: "Okay, Disney World."

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나의 두살배기 사촌동생이 어느 여름 호수가 휴가지에서 사라져 모두를 놀라게 했다. 여남은 친척들은 숲과 물가를 수색하였는데 매슈가 숲속에서 조용히 놀고 있는 걸 발견하고는 모두 안도하였다.

그애 엄마가 매섭게 말했다, "내 말 들어! 지금부터는 어디 가고 싶으면 먼저 엄마에게 말해, 알겠어?"

매슈가 잠시 생각하더니 말했다. "그럼, 디즈니 월드."