[Humor] Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

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어느날 빌과 톰이 저녁식사를 하러 식당에 갔다. 웨이터가 스테이크 두개를 내오자마자, 빌은 재빨리 자기 몫으로 큰 스테이크를 집어갔다.

그러자 톰은 기분이 좋지 않았다. "너는 언제쯤 예의범절을 배울래?"

빌 : "만약 너에게 먼저 고를 기회가 주어진다면, 너는 어느쪽을 집을거야?"

톰 : "물론, 적은쪽이지."

빌 : "그런데 뭣때문에 징징거리냐? 작은 쪽이 네가 원하는 것 아냐, 안그래?"