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Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Self-introduction, Sean Connery as Patrick Hale from Wrong Is Right (1982)

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I was an actor, and a coal miner, and a bartender, and a sailor, and a soldier of misfortune. - Sean Connery as Patrick Hale from Wrong...

Birth, Selina Kyle from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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Selina Kyle : You don't get to judge me just because you were born in the master bedroom of Wayne Manor Bruce Wayne: [interrupting] Ac...

Joke, The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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Stryver: Do those heels make it hard to walk? [Catwoman kicks Stryver from behind] Catwoman : I don't know, do they? - Anne Hathawa...

Hero, Catwoman from The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

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[a couple thugs go to attack Lucius while he's handcuffed. Catwoman intervenes and beats them down] Lucius Fox: [to Batman] I like you...

Joke, Groucho Marx as Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush from A Day at the Races (1937)

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Flo Marlowe: Oh, hold me closer! Closer! Closer! Dr. Hugo Z. Hackenbush: If I hold you any closer, I’ll be in back of you! - Groucho Mar...

Joke, Groucho Marx as Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff from Horse Feathers (1932)

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Baravelli: There's a man outside with a big black moustache. Professor Wagstaff: Tell him I've got one. - Groucho Marx as Profe...

Joke, Groucho Marx as Captain Spaulding from Animal Crackers (1930)

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Spaulding: How much would you want to run into an open manhole? Ravelli: Just-a the cover charge! Ha, ha, ha. Spaulding: Well, drop in so...

Communication, the President of Earth from Barbarella (1968)

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President: One day, Barbarella, we must meet in the flesh. - Claude Dauphin as President Dianthus of Earth from Barbarella (1968) 대통령:...

Humor, Terry Cohen

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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. - Terry Cohen 마지막에 웃는 자는 대개 그 농담을 가장 늦게 들은 자이다. - 테리 코헨

U.K., Colvin R. de Silva

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(The sun never sets on the British Empire.) That's because God does not trust the British in the dark. - Colvin R. de Silva (1907–198...

U.K., Unknown history student

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The sun never sets on the British empire because Britain is in the east and the sun sets in the west. - Unknown history student 대영제국은 ...

TV, Woody Allen as Alvy Singer from Annie Hall (1977)

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[In California] Annie Hall: It's so clean out here. Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away, they tur...

Humor, John Kenneth Galbraith

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Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. - John...

Arachnids, Hannah Spearritt as Abby Maitland from Primeval [1.2]

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[confronted by Carboniferous arachnids] Does anyone have a really big slipper? - Hannah Spearritt as Abby Maitland from Primeval [1.2] 2...