Life

Undersubscribed A high school student whose grades were lows was looking for a undersubscribed university. One day, he fell asleep while ...

One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," I replied. "Forget it." In April,...

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding ...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of...

[Humor] A astrologer A medieval Jewish astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman d...

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I ...

Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good...mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, h...

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to hang out at the local corner market. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was...

A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her. When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty...

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss. The brain said, "I should be boss because I control the whole body...

A lady dropped her handbag in the bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up and re...

A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park. The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas. So the black guy...

The preacher was most annoyed to find an elderly man falling asleep during his sermon every Sunday. So, after service one day, he said to ...

A Norwegian was about to be a father for the first time. This was during the soccer World Cup. His friend visited him and asked him, wha...

A young boy had just got his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss the possibility of buying a motorcycle. ...

A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What...

Creditor An American couple is flying to New Zealand for a two-week vacation to celebrate their anniversary. Suddenly, over the public add...

Dorothy Parker Wikimedia Commons / PD US Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. - Dorothy Parker (1893-196...

As a beauty I am no star, There are others more handsome by far, But my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it, It's th...

Ladies and gentlemen, if I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865) 여러분, 제가 두 얼굴을 가졌다면 지금 이 얼굴을 갖...